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NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL - You can only die once

LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE - before time makes you appreciate what you had.

TAGS: appreciate what you have
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by elixiri

Greeny - December 5, 2015, 8:34 am
Don't forget the water, and the rock wall. And, oh - the hat.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 1:40 am
It's a wonderfully narrative photo: and old man who sits on the very end of the bench, as if to make room for a couple people who are no longer there.
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 3:07 pm


TAGS: respect reap what ye sow
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:11 am
thx.. and you are right about the hate side
mariand - September 21, 2011, 2:34 am
Nice...this may be true also for hate.
house - September 20, 2011, 11:22 pm
simple yet effective. Nice one Airman 5L

WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.

TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by caveman

house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha

WHAT DO YOU MEAN - It's only a Tuesday? Why did I think it was a FRIDAY?


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before shotgun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the shit CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his ass, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Jehova's Witness' can have a great ass?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an ass that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really fucked with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that shit was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
DAMN RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals? What about bisexuals and asexuals? I'm asexual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bisexuals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like shit today!


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.

KIDS TODAY - Will never know what one of these is.

TAGS: what s a floppy disk
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

M0rd3kaI - April 14, 2012, 8:32 pm
Wow... the humble floppy. I'm a proud owner of a vast amount of 5inch soft and 3.5inch plastic floppys... what's the shocker? You might ask... well... I'm 19
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:04 am
New PCs don't even come with 3.5" floppy drives. :/ I save old ones for when people ask, "What about the stuff only on mine?" I remember TRS 80 cassette tapes and 8" floppies. :/ I'm 35.
FreeGunsForAll - January 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
I think I'm of the last generation to use floppy disks (just). It was almost hypocritical of me to make this poster.
GySgt1811a - January 16, 2012, 12:30 pm
Razzberries! I have an Underwood with glass sides, a Royal 12 pica Canterbury Elite, 4 fountain pens and an Eberhardt No. 2 - unsharpened! They all work. At least I think the pencil does, I've not sharpened it to find out. (And, yes, the pens all leak.)
champ99 - January 16, 2012, 12:02 pm
Ah, the old Trash 80 I had an xt-clone with two 5 1/4 drives, no HD 512 memory and cpu in turbo 12 Mhz. man was it SLOW.
Verdeckt - January 16, 2012, 4:02 am
I had a Trash 80 CoCo! ... Go the Motorola 6800 chipset... I think we upgraded it to 640kb of memory. you tell the kids of today and they won't believe you...






HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...

TAGS: heaven ust be what like
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 21, 2011, 6:58 pm
Maybe that is the next isle. Hopefully there is bratwurst there too...
Swampfox - December 20, 2011, 6:15 pm
No firearms?
Budog - December 19, 2011, 6:38 pm
I hope they show NFL games there...
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 6:28 pm
It Looks Like Heaven Too Me,But We Need Crackers!


TAGS: ugly women what point girl nasty stupid dumb female fail
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Womanbeater

agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:30 pm
Check yourself.


TAGS: look what i found happy now mooooo hahaha
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:39 am
omg this is so funny imma do this with skittles
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:23 am
gold, 4chan is motifake gold
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 10:59 pm
I think I'm in love.... WINNER!!!!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:11 am
I read this like a year ago... and couldn't find it anywhere... found it at 2am last night reading some other random stuff... I was entertained! hahah
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:06 am
Very good sir.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:04 am
I'll stay the rock throwing if you vote down the politifake below this in the "latest comments"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:02 am
Anonymous = 1.....watch for falling rocks.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:01 am
I made the poster... Just didn't put my name on it as MOOOOOOOOO would have stoned me... lmao
BuZZbomb - September 23, 2009, 10:44 pm
Okay... This may be a cut and paste from someone else, but just having the opportunity to read it makes it worth everything!! UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!! 5L Too bad the poster was anonymous.
Bartimaeus - September 23, 2009, 10:25 pm
That's hilarious! 5/5 M&M glaiator: "Are you not entertained!?"

THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?

TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions


TAGS: well what do you know
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:35 am
Oh, the old gray mare, *still is* what she used to be ...
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:56 am
damn, that make me choke on my coffee! 5 lil blue pills!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:10 pm
ROR! 5L bone
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:42 pm
Hilarious Bone. 5L


TAGS: what s myrrh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - September 24, 2010, 2:08 am
I see a bright future as a 'Cyborg Robotics Technician' in the future for this young chap...
pzykosiz - September 23, 2010, 9:52 pm
he looks just ike a baby skywalker. 5L's
50cal - September 23, 2010, 7:37 pm
Midichlorian count is off the charts.
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 6:56 pm

NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!

TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?


TAGS: happy birthday whatever john glenn quote silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mariand - March 19, 2013, 5:44 am
lol, right...

I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more

TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that photoshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of photoshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of butterfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital photo and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch butterflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
DAMMIT - meant photoshop like... not photoship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP photoship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
Damn I wish I had photoshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a gay Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "Gay Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
Looks like Gay Skeletor is the new thing around here.

ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.

TAGS: november challenge star wars forget the bar scene what about the after party
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Woodywood03a - November 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
LOL!! thats too much!!!
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:17 pm
"Damn it, Luke! This is obviously the result of incest!" Said Han, in denial. 5/5

THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?

TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by lobo

BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm
LMAO.love it



TAGS: take what you can get park pervert
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:14 pm
Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Feeling like a dead duck --
caveman - April 20, 2012, 7:07 am
A likely story...
Verdeckt - April 20, 2012, 6:48 am
work work work...
crankyhead - April 20, 2012, 12:58 am
But...but...but 5he offered me 5ome candy...
GaryO - April 19, 2012, 11:49 pm
Love this, easy V
caveman - April 19, 2012, 9:58 pm
Where the hell have you been V
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:11 pm
3L for calling me a prevert


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by mariand

house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)

THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?

POEMS - Sometimes, the ending isn't expected.

DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.

TAGS: what a joke my dodge neon never made it
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Cloudchaser - June 23, 2010, 12:50 am
I did too when I was a pup
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:47 pm
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:43 pm

I so want user name livegrape to offset that putz.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:39 pm
Deadraisin.... makin' his way the only way he knows how... that's just a little bit more than the mods will allow.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
If you make attack posters (not this poster) on any member, you will get banned. IF you have a problem, PM a mod. It's that simple.

WWJD - It's Friday the 13th. What would Jason do ?

UBER FACEPALM - Because forgetting what you were going to Motifake just isn't right.

GUESS WHAT!? - If you know what this is....you're old! Don't tell them...see if they can guess

TAGS: what is it
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - May 6, 2011, 2:56 pm
Yeah, I remember a time when peer to peer used to be referred to as bootleg.
FatherTyme - May 6, 2011, 2:35 pm
Who here had to, by eyesight alone, try and center the record so it wouldn't move around and sound so warped *raises hand from the back of the darkened room*
FatherTyme - May 6, 2011, 2:34 pm
Bwahahaha, wow!! I remember having to buy these seperately when I went to buy the newly released 45's at the local record shop. No Napster, no Limewire, no peer to peer of any kind!
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 3:56 pm
wow, now I feel old. I know what is is. My only hint.......... fitting
GreyScorpion - September 19, 2010, 3:38 pm
found it
IllicoPresto - March 13, 2010, 3:32 am
And then CDs to DVDs, and now BlueRay.
Airman - March 8, 2010, 5:22 pm
LOL at the Crown Royale bag. when did they go away.. about 1985? It sucked that we had to go from records, then to cassettes, then to CDs
rerun - March 7, 2010, 4:53 pm

this reminds me of an old record I used to have,King Tut by Steve Martin
culos - March 7, 2010, 4:16 pm
OK, I'm old...but I am not American and I haven't got a clue. All I see is three d i c k s grouped in a swastika fashion around a gloryhole. I can only hope someone is kind enough to educate me via PM....
Cubbybear - March 7, 2010, 3:21 pm
It's safe to say Every teenager in AMERICA had one
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 7, 2010, 3:10 pm
I had a red one for years, but I think I also had a yellow one. Wow, memories!
Cubbybear - March 6, 2010, 2:32 pm
It came in many colors, but yellow was the most common
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 2:16 pm
A yellow bowl with a small amount of congealed milk in it? One of those little plastic disks that shot out of old toy guns before Nerf darts?
TheGoat - March 6, 2010, 1:58 pm
scrambled eggs?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 1:24 pm
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 1:22 pm
Corinne Bailey Rae's IUD?
Cubbybear - March 6, 2010, 1:16 pm
Here's your hint kiddies... Three little birds, sat on my window. And they told me I don't need to worry.
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:05 pm

punks will never guess, and I gave a hint
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:02 pm
did you get a bruise from it?
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:02 pm
that's what I think too!! [email protected] Kids
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:02 pm
HA! I know what a tiddlywink is. I think.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:02 pm
The thing that JAnet Jackson was wearing during Superbowl half-time?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:01 pm
The predecessor to the tiddlywink?
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:01 pm

Damn kids, yes she is
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 11:57 am
No, just the creators and users of said artifacts.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 11:57 am
ReRun, Is TOC talking about us as being artifacts?
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 11:56 am
mmmm, waffles....
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 11:55 am
Is it a waffle?
rerun - March 6, 2010, 11:49 am

this old or 8 track old?
IllicoPresto - March 6, 2010, 11:48 am
OK, i'm old. Happy now?
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 11:41 am
I had no clue...But my "old lady" got it right away.
lesterinside - March 6, 2010, 11:34 am
Cubby hint please on PM. Just curious. Something like a fraternity insignia
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 11:25 am
Guess what? I'm young. And I like it. Whatever that is probably belongs in the Smithsonian with the other artifacts from the prehistoric eras. :P
rerun - March 6, 2010, 11:19 am

you will really confuse the kids now.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 11:16 am
It's a prehistoric Pentium Processor upgrade so you could go from 33Mhz to 45Mhz
Cubbybear - March 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
I use them to make MP3's nowdays
MO - March 5, 2010, 9:02 pm
To steal an amsome quote; Pew Pew!!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:59 pm
I had a bunch of these in a crown-royal bag. Beat that!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

I remember, boy do I miss being a

A BRAND NEW TOY - Our new 30,000 lb bomb Carried in the bomb bay of the B-2, detonates after penetrating the ground 200 feet

TAGS: what fun
Rating: 3.35/5

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FelixA9 - December 25, 2009, 11:03 am
Uh "T-12"? Doubled "Grand Slam" half a century ago. The B-36 could carry TWO. Then we made a nuke that big called the Mk17. Pull your head out.
twitik - September 11, 2009, 6:05 am
well done on adding 8000lbs to a grand slam. it only took you 60 years
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:38 am
Ooooooooooh shiny!
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:30 pm
Reminds me of Dr. Strangelove...ridem' cowboy!
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:29 pm
BBBBBBunker BBBBBuster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 12:28 pm
Ahhhh, Americans and their complexes. No offense Airman. 5(for irony's sake)


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.

MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe

TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am


TAGS: do you mean what if
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Kohnel

Kohnel - January 20, 2011, 3:47 am
Why is this Motifake climing me as the creator? I had nothing to do with it in fact it was posted before i was even a member
Reality - March 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
Perseus and the Sphynx
Culos - December 23, 2008, 5:03 pm
'What if'??? Are you serious, she is for sure (as is God)
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 8:36 pm
This appears to be an EXACT duplication of: http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=31129
Sir - December 21, 2008, 8:33 pm
hell no.

I SEE NAKED PEOPLE - What has been seen Can not be unseen


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...

DENIAL - Whatever it is ... I DIDN'T DO IT!

TAGS: denial baby whatever
Rating: 4.58/5

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maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 8:10 am
O.K Bart, Great Pic

DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport. I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really?

TAGS: i mean whats up with that whats up with that whats up whats up whats up with that
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:37 pm
This is what happens when people can not tell the difference between shocking and profound.
rob112278 - May 18, 2010, 10:05 pm
Sucks??!! When did Raider fans start making these things.
Airman - May 18, 2010, 2:43 pm
it gets your attention coming to the terminal. The eyes glow red at night. The artist who created it was killed when part of it fell on him during it's creation. it's horrible

MAURITANIAN WOMEN - In their culture they are encouraged to gorge themselves upon food. Them Mauritanian men love em large.

TAGS: so do i so what
Rating: 3.36/5

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TAGS: i know what youre thinking
Rating: 4.48/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:22 am
I wear a size 15. No kiddin'...just sayin. 5L!

DOWN SYNDROME BARBIE - Ken always wanted to sleep with Barbie's younger sister but, Always felt a little guilty about it... Oh well. Look at those lips!!!

TAGS: what line
Rating: 3.9/5

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Hawamleh - March 27, 2011, 2:41 pm
I would touch it in such ways...
adri - March 27, 2011, 4:06 am
That looks nothing like down syndrome but boy is it creepy looking....gross.
adri - March 27, 2011, 4:05 am
That looks nothing like down syndrome but boy is it creepy looking....gross.
Grim [email protected] - February 20, 2010, 12:19 pm
Yeah I had a slight bad taste moment...
lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
rerun - February 19, 2010, 10:00 pm

I hope Sarah P. isn't a member here, she would not find any humor in this poster at all. I however and a sick fuck so I approve.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
Bad call on this one, Grim.... everybody knows that down syndrome people aren't natural blondes.... and fur burns their skin.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:07 pm


THE 90S - This about sums it up.

TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

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djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
why don't you marry it?

FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"

REDHEADS - No matter what size they are they are always hot

TAGS: no matter what size they are they are always hot
Rating: 2.64/5
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 7:24 pm
NEGATIVE!!!! NEGATIVE!!! I absolutely LOVE redheads...the problem is that hot ones are too few and far between...this should be categorized under "MOTIFAIL"
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 1:59 pm
I think matt needs to do a little more research. If all you "survey" is fat/ugos then you wouldnt have a clue
Jmac0585 - April 26, 2009, 11:16 am
Fail's comment is 100% correct.
matt - November 19, 2008, 1:57 pm
I will take the one on the right. My god look at that ass. Pretty girls = no fun in bed.
Fail - November 2, 2008, 5:21 pm
"Hot" is an opinion. I do not share yours.
shadowsunn - October 22, 2008, 8:42 pm
i have to agree ..i love redheads unless your under 30 any of these grls are hot to me.
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 8:40 pm
When it comes to redhead size does matter... preferably not fat. The one on the left is for me.
BuzzBomb - October 22, 2008, 8:39 pm
Survey Says? Um, NO. No, No, No!

She thinks I’m listening -


TAGS: bird horny seeds what seeds
Rating: 4.84/5

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Sean - August 26, 2011, 8:58 pm
I like it! Even if I don't particularly care for her tone of voice. Stand tall, Pidgy. There's a priciple at staek here -- even if neither of us know what it is.
Jackl - August 21, 2011, 12:26 pm
Ahahahaha. Wow. Exactly what I needed to see first thing on a hangover. 5



TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!


TAGS: i see what you mean
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 10:34 am
as long as the first and last letters of the word are correct, we can read it.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:30 am

profile.......I am shit, cannot spell today
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:29 am

his prifile clearly states: I'ma DR., you can trust me
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 10:26 am
LMAO rerun
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:25 am

thank Dr. Rusak I don't need any shots
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 10:22 am
It's an advance strain...you need to call Dr. Ripply
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:20 am

is it you?
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 10:19 am
I know what it is....:)
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:12 am

she has crab, just one is enough. (yes, I know it isn't a crab)

WHAT WHAT - In the butt

TAGS: what what butters
Rating: 2.22/5

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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK... - And the correct answers are: Spine, Lither, Ginger, and Subtext What were you thinking??

TAGS: not what you think
Rating: 4.7/5

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trek - March 23, 2012, 11:26 pm
wow, newspapers really ought to check to make sure it's appropriate and can't be taken wrong...
jorgejs76 - March 23, 2012, 1:01 pm
Even that I don´t speak english... i thought other things... ha ha
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:12 pm
(carebear BANNED)

ABORT! ABORT! PULL OUT NOW! - Too late dude...the hard drive has accepted the program.


TAGS: if a butterfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched butterfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.


THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?

FOOD FIGHTS - Because it's not like there's starving children anywhere.


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm

bone you gotta give lessons on style.


TAGS: what do i say now
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When the weather was normal, The gas was affordable And the porn was a "best guess".

TAGS: porn scramble wait what
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

Grim [email protected] - April 14, 2011, 10:09 pm
Only in his pants...
Sean - April 11, 2011, 3:03 pm
That's a dude.

NOT EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT - When I said I was looking for a horny woman ...

TAGS: not what meant horny woman
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 2:41 pm
She has a nice rack!
Budog - May 16, 2012, 2:41 pm
She has a nice rack!
dy2012 - May 16, 2012, 1:38 pm
hehehe nice one lol!
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:45 am
I think I just did a CloudchaserS
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:45 am
I think we found hammy's wife 5L
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:45 am
I think we found hammy's wife 5L
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:44 am
I think we found hammy a wife 5L
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:44 am
I think we found hammy a wife 5L



TAGS: tattoo assignment what happens on xrated fantasy island
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:26 pm
Love it!


TAGS: after you figure out whats what and what belongs to who
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 2:26 pm
Surround Sound Orgasms.
boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 2:01 pm
well they share both the ass and the pussy so... idk maybe
CpnKangaroo - February 22, 2010, 9:27 pm
is that considered a 3 way?
rerun - February 22, 2010, 8:58 pm

Sailor wouldn't know which end to hit
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:52 pm
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 8:51 pm
Sailor would hit that
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:31 pm
how do the take it in the....ohhh never mind 5L


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.


TAGS: what cows bullshit
Rating: 3.36/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 2:13 pm
It's the Moooooooooooooooooooo family reunion. Should've been called "Guess Whoooooooo?"
pro - December 19, 2008, 8:06 pm
There's no such word as "tomatoe".
Culos - December 19, 2008, 3:46 pm
tomato/tomatoe smell and effect are the same
pro - December 19, 2008, 3:43 pm
Except those are cows.
Cubbybear - December 19, 2008, 11:31 am
Ron- this is classic


FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.

W.T.F - Are You Lookin' At

TAGS: what the fuck look wtf horse eye nose nostril
Rating: 2.88/5

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DillyRat - July 28, 2009, 1:41 pm
WHOAAAA...Dear GOD!!! I hope that was photoshopped

How did she….why….when did -

TAGS: what where
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 24, 2015, 1:25 pm
Priceless!! L L L L L

Love is Inconceivable -

Noun/verb evolution -

TAGS: what s next ed
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by GaryO

spacedog - June 18, 2013, 9:13 pm
Goodne55. Glad I'm not a texterer...er... (or grammarist).
GaryO - June 18, 2013, 3:20 pm
HAH! Mao, you is a veddy funny guy.
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:29 am
Better Send Me One.
GaryO - June 18, 2013, 9:51 am
Touché, LG, touché
lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 9:46 am

Aaaamazing what hot coffee does to the human sinuses. 5LLLLLs
lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 9:46 am

Aaaamazing what hot coffee does to the uman sinuses. 5LLLLLs


TAGS: what a drag
Rating: 4.82/5

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TAGS: dear gentlemen look what i have aquired in my search of the internet
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:06 am
Random likes Fat chicks.....Stop lurking!!!!
Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:19 pm
Dont Eat The Brown Acid
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:25 pm
i love it
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:48 pm
priceless!!, 5L
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 9:11 pm
5 hits of the dragon. Too funny.
JackFace - April 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
Can't.............stop.....laughing!!! 5L!!
rerun - April 15, 2010, 8:55 pm

holy smokes. that is amsome


TAGS: do what it tells you
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Demo33 - June 17, 2011, 5:13 pm
Damn right 5L's
Derek - June 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
That's what I need; a head-ace. Comes with dynamic tension.


TAGS: irs have what takes theirs
Rating: 4.77/5

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RexyD - April 17, 2013, 1:25 am
No. That's a very capitalist view.
Bolverk3778 - April 16, 2013, 7:55 pm
For an arm of a democratic government they have a very socialist view which can be summed up as 'Whats yours is mine, whats mine is my own'

WHAT?!? - This Last One Wasn't A Nut?!? Damn You, Ugly Rabbit!!

TAGS: better check what you pocket
Rating: 4.35/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:46 am
thank you GS and Ice! Gutes Deutsch, Ice! ;)
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 8:29 pm
Ja. Das ist sehr gud.Funf Lowen. (sorry, the umlaut doesn't work here)
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 8:19 pm
I take back what I said about you crazy Germans. You do know how to make the funny. Well done. 5L

REALLY DEATH?! - I cannot believe you go and take Amy Whinehouse but leave SNOOKI!

TAGS: what thehell
Rating: 4.25/5

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rerun - July 30, 2011, 11:24 am

In her case I vote we find out.
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:59 am
Can you overdose on fake tan?

ANA - What did she do to get given a Lexus?

TAGS: what did she do to get given a lexus
Rating: 3.76/5

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forseti - March 25, 2010, 9:32 am
WillianC, you're really a genius! - Ana's legs are great, that's the answer!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven
WillianC - October 8, 2009, 6:05 pm
Anaslex change position S n L them we have ANALSEX sorry for the english i'm not so good in that
Derek - October 8, 2009, 5:40 pm
She really wanted disLexus ;})


TAGS: carnivores beef it s what for dinner
Rating: 3.69/5

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Koradan - February 1, 2010, 6:52 pm
BESSY 5:17 -- "And behold, The Lord Bovine so loved the world, that She gave her only begotten Cow...."
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:13 pm
i've seen it too, and I gota say, she's way too right
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:12 pm

you are the sane one? That is scary. We have seen how you roll
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:11 pm
It's gonna be hard to believe, but I'm the only sane one of the bunch... so mom is good to me.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:09 pm

that is good, still call mine, she really will make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:06 pm
LMAO! She's not dead... just thought I'd toss some discomfort your way.
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:01 pm
if these cows make good burgers, shouldn't the make yougurt as well?
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm

Ok, call mine...she misses you and will be glad to make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm
Can't.... I don't own a ouija board.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:52 pm

Thank g_d, at least you keep kosher.....call your mom on a regular basis.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:51 pm
Sorry rerun, I don't do the knish. It's all gefilte fish on these lips!
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:50 pm

I got your "kosher" right here, baby.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
I need mine kosher.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years

TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm

BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.


TAGS: ghost leno beetlebors hell what could he have done to deserve this
Rating: 2.25/5

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Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 2:13 pm
God, it was a travesty. How is it possible that so many people watched it? How did it get air time?
ProduceMan117 - October 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Remember the horrible theme song?
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:04 pm
And it's also racist. If you want I'll go into more detail why.
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:03 pm
Yes, with the Leno ghost...a gay vampire...and a wussy werewolf.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 11:02 pm
I'm going off what I remember here, wasn't their hideout like a haunted house?
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
Yes...Yes it was.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
That was a fucked up show.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Oh it may stay in Vegas, but the pictures and the money you got doing it comes with you.

TAGS: what happens in vegas
Rating: 4.76/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:03 pm
nice smile. when you decide to sell this bra on ebay make sure you give me a h5ad start :)
CloudchaserS - February 8, 2012, 11:54 pm
As do the STD's
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 11:22 pm
Heh Heh, yeah, that it doe5


TAGS: what would jesus do cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2011, 8:06 am

fascistfrenchman - January 15, 2011, 3:34 am
Hit the nail on the head.


SCREW ALL OF YOU - Oh, I look like a game of Operation, huh? Well what kind of a retard names their child Cupid? And YOU'RE a dude but your name is Prancer, so guess what? Suck my balls. I'm out.

TAGS: reindeer assignment okay so i like to go down on her during her time of the month so what
Rating: 4.18/5

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erock - February 19, 2010, 2:38 pm
awesome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 9:08 am
That's just the booze talking. lol He's blitzin'! 5/5
spacedog - December 22, 2009, 9:06 am
LMAO! I think I would've remembered that scene from when I was a kid.


BIG BANG THEORY - So THAT'S how it happened!


TAGS: it is what it is
Rating: 3.71/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 8:20 am
So where's my Umbr ella - ella - ella? Probably in the cellar - ellar - ellar...

COOL CATS - Caution, they might be smart too.